W on the loose

Now that his presidential term is coming to a close, W is getting ready for his next role - becoming a socialite or as I like to call it, Bush Lite.


And just for kicks:




He's finally amongst his peers.

Way to set an example, Grandma

Pete Wentz has never looked better

On the other hand, Ashlee can use some (more) work

Message from my sister

My sister sent me this message of my dad's very old minivan. 308,000 miles and still going... Nissan should put it in a commercial - it would put the Energizer bunny to shame.

Um....no thanks

Not really funny...

Its a sad state when you need a Bottom Buddy to help you wipe. Can you imagine if you saw your co-worker heading to the bathroom holding one of these? The whole office would know his business.

The toe that got away

I can see the toe clinging on for dear life as she walks through puddles, asphalt and dirt roads. If only the other piggies would scoot over a bit...

Mail in Rebates

I love Mail-in-rebates (hereout known as MIR). They make you think you're saving money when you're really not. And even though you know that check is coming, when you actually receive it, you get the same swell feeling you get when you find a dollar in an old pair of jeans. The electronic industry has taken advantage of this concept as advertisers often use MIR as incentives to get consumers to buy that new computer, phone, hard drive, etc. However, it seems that vendors outside the electronics industry are trying to cash in on this phenomenon.

Introducing... a Mail-in-rebate for maxi pads:

On the nano... lyrical geni-osity

Have you heard this songs? Really, have you HEARD these songs?

Estelle ft. Kanye West - American Boy
"Don't like his baggy jeans but I'm gonna like what's underneath it"

Janet Jackson - Feedback
"My swag is serious - something heavy like a first day period"

Ingrid Michaelson - The Way I Am (from the Old Navy sweater commercial)
"I'd buy you Rogain when you start losing all your hair"