Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Dentist approved

For all those who dislike the minty aftertaste of floss: now there's bacon floss!



Ladies, they say a way to a man's heart is through the stomach so stock up and floss with these sweet tasting bacon floss. Guaranteed to make your breath smell bacon-y fresh for all those closeups with that special someone. Don't forget to douse a little bacon grease to give yourself an allover flavor. As my imaginary Southern grandma would say, "If you fry it, they will come". Wise woman!

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Cause of death: Born as a woman

My doctor had a poster on osteoporosis and apparently, one of the risk factors is being a woman. Not sure what to do about that... except to become a gay man. Tempting.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

The Fall of Wayne

For some reason, Mike Myers and Heidi Klum decided to trade shoes...



Wayne's World has never been so fierce


Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Burn!


I'm guessing she did some unscrupulous things unfit for a toy yoda.