Me... Unfiltered

It was a typical lunch break on a typical work day. My co-workers and I had just finished lunch and were heading back to the office. Lunch was good and filled with your typical "work sucks", "Olympics are awesome" and "What are you going to do this weekend? I don't know, what are you going to do?" banter. One of the co-workers being a brash, young, and some-what egotistical male, lunch was also sprinkled with bits of "my girlfriend always cooked and cleaned when she came over" and "my girlfriend does my laundry" nonsense at which I would just roll my eyes and ignore. However, as we were heading out, the brash, young and some-what egotistical male made one last comment. "It was my girlfriend's job to grab the mints then feed it to me" he said. Annoyed, I turned to him and said, "Damn, Greg! Does your girlfriend also unzip your pants and hold your junks while you pee?" Yeah, I was surprised that came out too.

Our President...

doesn't know which way the flag goes.


Its almost a shame to tell him... he looks so proud. At least he picked up the right flag - good job, Bushie.