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Another Andy Samberg Hilariosity

Only to Me

So this incident happened just 5 minutes ago and I feel really embarrassed. I was sitting at my cube when I had to go to the restroom. I got up and went to the bathroom on our floor but the cleaning lady was already there. So, I decided to go to the bathroom on the lower floor. I picked out a smaller stall since the handicap stall was already occupied. When I looked in the bowl I saw something there...I think it was just paper. I tried to flush it and it seemed to go down ok, though the flush sounded weak, so I didn't think anything of it and proceeded to handle my bidness.

While I was doing my thang everyone else left the bathroom and I was by myself. Then a minute later somebody came in and then seemed to make a quick exit. Well, I finished up, wiped using minimal amount of TP, and flushed. The shit, literally, would not go down. The toilet didn't overflow so I flushed again, praying that it would go down. It didn't. I'm like, "Crap, I'd better leave soon before the cleaning lady sees what happened." I washed my hands and was about to leave and thought "Oh crap, what if the person that came in and out WAS the cleaning lady?" I prayed as I opened the door and there stood the cleaning lady. She caught me red-handed and probably knew what stall I was in. So I decided to fess up and tell her what happened but that I think someone else broke the toilet. She gave me a weird look and said "OK." I went upstairs dreading having to ever use any of our facilities again and run into her, because she will obviously think that it was my fault.

It wasn't my fault.

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