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Dear Friend,
Thank you for your response. I appreciate your interest in collaborating with me in executing this business. Like you already know, I am Mr. Wang Kuang Hsiang, Director of Operations and Head Wealth Management Division of Taiwan Business Bank (TBB), Taiwan. I contacted you earlier concerning an investment placed under our banks management by our client; Late Mr. Momoh Al-Mohammad. I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail. I contacted you independently of our investigation and no one is informed of this communication. I would like to intimate you with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you. The subject matter, Mr. Momoh Al-Mohammad came to our bank to engage in business discussions with our private banking division. He informed us that he had a financial portfolio of $21,500,000.00 (Twenty-One Million Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars), which he wished to have us turn over (invest) on his behalf.
I was the officer assigned to his case; I made numerous suggestions in line with my duties as the de-facto Director of Operations of the newly formed Wealth Management Division, especially given the volume of funds he wished to put into our bank. We met on numerous occasions prior to any investments being placed. I encouraged him to consider various growth funds with prime ratings. The favored route in my advice to customers is to start by assessing data on 1000 traditional stocks and 2000 managers of alternative investments. Based on my advice, we spun the money around various opportunities and made attractive margins for our first few months of operation.
Our auditing brought to our notice the inactivity of that particular portfolio from the head office. This was an astounding position as far as I was concerned, given the fact that I managed the Wealth Management Division, I made futile efforts to locate Mr. Momoh Al-Mohammad. I immediately passed the task of locating him to the internal investigations department of the bank under my supervision. Four days later, information started to trickle in; apparently Mr. Momoh Al-Mohammad had been killed in a bomb blast that hit their home at Mukaradeeb in Iraq .
The bank immediately launched an investigation into possible surviving next of kin to alert about the situation and also to come forward to claim his fund. If you are familiar with private banking affairs, those who patronize our services usually prefer anonymity, but also some levels of detachment from conventional processes. In his bio-data form, he listed no next of kin.. In the field of private banking, opening an account with us means no one will know of its existence, accounts are rarely held under a name; depositors use numbers and codes to make the accounts anonymous. This bank even gives the choice to depositors of having their mail sent to them or held at the bank itself, ensuring that there are no traces of the account and as I said, rarely do they nominate next of kin. Private banking clients apart from not nominating next of kin also usually in most cases leave WILLS in our care, in this case; Mr. Momoh Al-Mohammad died interstate.
In line with our internal processes for account holders who have passed away, we instituted our own investigations in good faith to determine who should have right to claim the fund. This investigation has for the past months been unfruitful. We have scanned every continent and used our private investigation affiliate companies to get to the root of the problem. It is this investigation that resulted in me contacting you. My official capacity then and now dictates that I am the only party to supervise the investigation and the only party to receive the results of the investigation. This leaves me as the only person with the full picture of what the prevailing situation is in relation to the deposit and the beneficiary of the deposit. This is why I want us both to work together and have this money for ourselves instead of it going into the Taiwan Government Treasury and Reserve Accounts as unclaimed deposits.
Being in the helm of affairs, I have the power and expertise to have these funds moved but there has to be a recipient who must be a foreigner. I therefore seek your consent to collaborate with me by letting me document you (through an attorney) as the next of kin/beneficiary in position to receive the $21.5M USD, then you and I will share the money. I cannot make use of a citizen here because my late client was a foreigner. It will be suspicious in my bank if a citizen of Taiwan should come out and claim next of kin.
However, I would like to be sure of your willingness, trustworthiness and commitment to execute this transaction with me, I cannot afford to compromise these virtues considering the money involved, it is necessary for me to be sure of the person to whom I will be entrusting in this transaction, Like I said before, due to this issue on my hands now, it became necessary for me to seek your assistance, I appreciate the fact that you are ready to assist me in executing this project, and if possible to help me in investing my share of the money in your country till I resign soon and come to meet you in person. Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the money with you 55/40, that is; 55% comes to me while 40% goes to you and the balance 5% will be set aside for all miscellaneous expenses in executing this deal. You should not have anything to worry about. I will do everything legally required to ensure that the project goes smoothly, it shall pass through all the Legal International Banking Laws, for this, I will employ the services of an attorney who will obtain a certificate of deposit from my bank and a WILL of testament from the probate Registry and other vital documents. This will be issued in your name. This will make you the bonafide owner of the funds for us; this is where I need you. As a matter of fact I shall take care of the cost of running all the logistics involved on my side of this transaction, such as the cost of retaining the services of the Attorney and obtaining the necessary official documents from the Taiwan authorities and other miscellaneous expenses which I will incur to ensure a hitch free transfer.
I will not request any up front from you to me over here in Taiwan so I would want you to keep this transaction very confidential for now so that we can peacefully enjoy our proceeds at the end of the day when the deal is through.
Your only obligation is to open an offshore transit account in your name in a foreign corresponding Taiwan Business Bank that I will refer you to, after confirming from our foreign operations department which of our foreign corresponding Bank (that has the same telex code with our bank) best meet our purpose. But these two accounts must not be your existing accounts, they must be fresh accounts. The money would be transferred to your account in your country via a foreign corresponding Bank of ours that I will refer you to, this is the best way, I have found, it will protect us from my bank and the monetary body while we do not have to pay high inheritance tax as will be demanded by your country of resident. I want us to enjoy this money in peace when we conclude. So you should listen to my instructions and follow them religiously as I have double-checked all angles with regards to this transaction and will not do any thing to jeopardize my career.
I am aware of the consequences of this proposal. I ask that if you find no interest in this project that you should discard this mail. I ask that you do not be vindictive and destructive. If my offer is of no appeal to you, delete this message and forget I ever contacted you. Do not destroy my career because you do not approve of my proposal. You may not know this but people like me who have made a tidy sum out of comparable situations run the whole banking sector. I am not a criminal and what I do, I do not find against good conscience, this may be hard for you to understand, but the dynamics of my industry dictates that I make this move. Such opportunities only come one’s way once in a lifetime. I cannot let this chance pass me by, for once I find myself in total control of my destiny. These chances won’t pass me by. I ask that you do not destroy my chance, if you will not work with me let me know and let me move on with my life but do not destroy me. I am a family man and this is an opportunity to provide them with new and much greater opportunities. There is a reward for this project and it is a task well worth undertaking. I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is from you refusing to work with me and alerting my bank. I am the only one who knows of this situation. Let’s share the blessing..
If you find yourself able to work with me, contact me through this same email account. If you give me positive signals, I will initiate this process towards a conclusion. I wish to inform you that should you contact me via official channels; I will deny knowing you and about this project. I repeat, I do not want you contacting me through my official phone lines nor do I want you contacting me through my official email account. Contact me only through the numbers which I will subsequently provide to you and also through this email address. I do not want any direct link between you and me. My official lines are not secure lines as they are periodically monitored to assess our level of customer care in line with our Total Quality Management Policy. I am aware of this fact having once served as the Director of Marketing and Communications. Please observe this instruction religiously. Please, again, note I am a family man; I have a wife and children. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. This is the one truth I have learned from my private banking clients. Do not betray my confidence.
I await your response.
Regards,
Mr. Wang Kuang Hsiang
Ooops! My bad! Reading this took too much effort.
Thank you for your response. I appreciate your interest in collaborating with me in executing this business. Like you already know, I am Mr. Wang Kuang Hsiang, Director of Operations and Head Wealth Management Division of Taiwan Business Bank (TBB), Taiwan. I contacted you earlier concerning an investment placed under our banks management by our client; Late Mr. Momoh Al-Mohammad. I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail. I contacted you independently of our investigation and no one is informed of this communication. I would like to intimate you with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you. The subject matter, Mr. Momoh Al-Mohammad came to our bank to engage in business discussions with our private banking division. He informed us that he had a financial portfolio of $21,500,000.00 (Twenty-One Million Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars), which he wished to have us turn over (invest) on his behalf.
I was the officer assigned to his case; I made numerous suggestions in line with my duties as the de-facto Director of Operations of the newly formed Wealth Management Division, especially given the volume of funds he wished to put into our bank. We met on numerous occasions prior to any investments being placed. I encouraged him to consider various growth funds with prime ratings. The favored route in my advice to customers is to start by assessing data on 1000 traditional stocks and 2000 managers of alternative investments. Based on my advice, we spun the money around various opportunities and made attractive margins for our first few months of operation.
Our auditing brought to our notice the inactivity of that particular portfolio from the head office. This was an astounding position as far as I was concerned, given the fact that I managed the Wealth Management Division, I made futile efforts to locate Mr. Momoh Al-Mohammad. I immediately passed the task of locating him to the internal investigations department of the bank under my supervision. Four days later, information started to trickle in; apparently Mr. Momoh Al-Mohammad had been killed in a bomb blast that hit their home at Mukaradeeb in Iraq .
The bank immediately launched an investigation into possible surviving next of kin to alert about the situation and also to come forward to claim his fund. If you are familiar with private banking affairs, those who patronize our services usually prefer anonymity, but also some levels of detachment from conventional processes. In his bio-data form, he listed no next of kin.. In the field of private banking, opening an account with us means no one will know of its existence, accounts are rarely held under a name; depositors use numbers and codes to make the accounts anonymous. This bank even gives the choice to depositors of having their mail sent to them or held at the bank itself, ensuring that there are no traces of the account and as I said, rarely do they nominate next of kin. Private banking clients apart from not nominating next of kin also usually in most cases leave WILLS in our care, in this case; Mr. Momoh Al-Mohammad died interstate.
In line with our internal processes for account holders who have passed away, we instituted our own investigations in good faith to determine who should have right to claim the fund. This investigation has for the past months been unfruitful. We have scanned every continent and used our private investigation affiliate companies to get to the root of the problem. It is this investigation that resulted in me contacting you. My official capacity then and now dictates that I am the only party to supervise the investigation and the only party to receive the results of the investigation. This leaves me as the only person with the full picture of what the prevailing situation is in relation to the deposit and the beneficiary of the deposit. This is why I want us both to work together and have this money for ourselves instead of it going into the Taiwan Government Treasury and Reserve Accounts as unclaimed deposits.
Being in the helm of affairs, I have the power and expertise to have these funds moved but there has to be a recipient who must be a foreigner. I therefore seek your consent to collaborate with me by letting me document you (through an attorney) as the next of kin/beneficiary in position to receive the $21.5M USD, then you and I will share the money. I cannot make use of a citizen here because my late client was a foreigner. It will be suspicious in my bank if a citizen of Taiwan should come out and claim next of kin.
However, I would like to be sure of your willingness, trustworthiness and commitment to execute this transaction with me, I cannot afford to compromise these virtues considering the money involved, it is necessary for me to be sure of the person to whom I will be entrusting in this transaction, Like I said before, due to this issue on my hands now, it became necessary for me to seek your assistance, I appreciate the fact that you are ready to assist me in executing this project, and if possible to help me in investing my share of the money in your country till I resign soon and come to meet you in person. Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the money with you 55/40, that is; 55% comes to me while 40% goes to you and the balance 5% will be set aside for all miscellaneous expenses in executing this deal. You should not have anything to worry about. I will do everything legally required to ensure that the project goes smoothly, it shall pass through all the Legal International Banking Laws, for this, I will employ the services of an attorney who will obtain a certificate of deposit from my bank and a WILL of testament from the probate Registry and other vital documents. This will be issued in your name. This will make you the bonafide owner of the funds for us; this is where I need you. As a matter of fact I shall take care of the cost of running all the logistics involved on my side of this transaction, such as the cost of retaining the services of the Attorney and obtaining the necessary official documents from the Taiwan authorities and other miscellaneous expenses which I will incur to ensure a hitch free transfer.
I will not request any up front from you to me over here in Taiwan so I would want you to keep this transaction very confidential for now so that we can peacefully enjoy our proceeds at the end of the day when the deal is through.
Your only obligation is to open an offshore transit account in your name in a foreign corresponding Taiwan Business Bank that I will refer you to, after confirming from our foreign operations department which of our foreign corresponding Bank (that has the same telex code with our bank) best meet our purpose. But these two accounts must not be your existing accounts, they must be fresh accounts. The money would be transferred to your account in your country via a foreign corresponding Bank of ours that I will refer you to, this is the best way, I have found, it will protect us from my bank and the monetary body while we do not have to pay high inheritance tax as will be demanded by your country of resident. I want us to enjoy this money in peace when we conclude. So you should listen to my instructions and follow them religiously as I have double-checked all angles with regards to this transaction and will not do any thing to jeopardize my career.
I am aware of the consequences of this proposal. I ask that if you find no interest in this project that you should discard this mail. I ask that you do not be vindictive and destructive. If my offer is of no appeal to you, delete this message and forget I ever contacted you. Do not destroy my career because you do not approve of my proposal. You may not know this but people like me who have made a tidy sum out of comparable situations run the whole banking sector. I am not a criminal and what I do, I do not find against good conscience, this may be hard for you to understand, but the dynamics of my industry dictates that I make this move. Such opportunities only come one’s way once in a lifetime. I cannot let this chance pass me by, for once I find myself in total control of my destiny. These chances won’t pass me by. I ask that you do not destroy my chance, if you will not work with me let me know and let me move on with my life but do not destroy me. I am a family man and this is an opportunity to provide them with new and much greater opportunities. There is a reward for this project and it is a task well worth undertaking. I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is from you refusing to work with me and alerting my bank. I am the only one who knows of this situation. Let’s share the blessing..
If you find yourself able to work with me, contact me through this same email account. If you give me positive signals, I will initiate this process towards a conclusion. I wish to inform you that should you contact me via official channels; I will deny knowing you and about this project. I repeat, I do not want you contacting me through my official phone lines nor do I want you contacting me through my official email account. Contact me only through the numbers which I will subsequently provide to you and also through this email address. I do not want any direct link between you and me. My official lines are not secure lines as they are periodically monitored to assess our level of customer care in line with our Total Quality Management Policy. I am aware of this fact having once served as the Director of Marketing and Communications. Please observe this instruction religiously. Please, again, note I am a family man; I have a wife and children. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. This is the one truth I have learned from my private banking clients. Do not betray my confidence.
I await your response.
Regards,
Mr. Wang Kuang Hsiang
Ooops! My bad! Reading this took too much effort.
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