My Get Rich Quick Scheme

So I'm minding my own business when I open up my Yahoo! (trademark) email account and find that a golden egg has just been pooped into my lap. Apparently Mr.Wang Kuang Hsiang is the director of a Taiwanese bank. Well, it seems that during an audit over 21 million dollars of unknown money was found. Through their private investigation they found that the owner of this money had died and this money is left unclaimed. Since there is no record of a next of kin he needed someone to help something up to establish a beneficiary. He chose me. Of course this is no accident. I am asian and I like money. God is sending me a blinding, halogen sign that he wants me to have this money. So if I do my part Mr. Wang is willing to share the money with me. I mulled over this for a good 5 minutes and decided I have to take a hold of this, once-in-a-lifetime, opportunity. I am going to take him up on his offer before someone else gets their greedy hands into MY cookie jar. Here is the email as proof that I am truly blessed. I know the Internets is just dying to hear what happens so I will blog my experience.

This is his email to me, verbatim:

I am Mr.Wang Kuang Hsiang, Director of Operations and Head Wealth
Management Division. In our current performance of Annual Account Audit, our auditors found within our database some couple of accounts with huge deposits that has no registered name or next of kin associated with its record. As the man in the helm of affairs, these files were sent to my office for endorsement so that the deposits are transferred to the Taiwan Government Treasury and Reserve Accounts as unclaimed deposits. I did endorsed all but leaving one behind which I am very much familiar with; I indicated that the one I left has a next of kin/beneficiary associated with it but in the real sense, it has no beneficiary and this account is worth $21,500,000.00 (Twenty-One Million Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars).

A private investigation was plunged and supervised by me; the result was that the account owner had died. Being in the helm of affairs, I have the power and expertise to have these funds moved but there has to be a recipient who must be a foreigner. I therefore seek your consent to collaborate with me by letting me document you (through an attorney) as the next of kin/beneficiary in position to receive the $21.5M, then you and I will share the money. Should you be interested in working with me on this, do indicate your interest by sending me your full names, phone number and current residential address. I would prefer you reach me via my personal email address:

mr_wangkuang@yahoo.com.hk

Once I hear from you, I immediately will provide you with further information on logistics of having these funds moved.

Sincerely,
Mr.Wang Kuang Hsiang.

Before you guys jump to conclusions and think I am foolish; let it be known I know of all the potential scams out there. I've received emails before...but they were usually from Nigeria. But this is from Taiwan! How could they lie to a fellow asian?! I know what they eat, I know what they look like, and I love Thai food. I know it's not Thailand, but it's close enough.